Birds & The Bees: Dad Joke of The Day

It’s about time we posted another dad joke of the day it been a while so we hope this one is as painfully funny or just painful to hear. After all, it is a DAD joke!

Little Joe is 9 years old and his father is about to explain to him about the “Birds and The Bees.”

Joe says, ‘Dad, I don’t want to know,’ as he starts tearing up.

Joe’s father is confused and ask what’s wrong.

‘Dad, when I was 6 you gave me the No SANTA speech. At 7 you told me there’s NO EASTER BUNNY. And when I was 8 you disappointed me with the NO Tooth Fairy Speech!’

‘So now if you tell me that adults don’t screw, what am I to live for?’


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